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Why</i>...

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...are we doing this again?

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As I explained...

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We <i>need</i> to see- 

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how the Phazon exposure

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affected his <i>sexual sensitivity</i>

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Let me try it 

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<i>this</i> way:

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Why am <i>I</i>

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doing this, again?

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The road to self-improvement 

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involves facing new challenges 

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<i>head on</i>.

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Ok...

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one more time.

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Why did you choose <i>me</i>

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for this?

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W-well...

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we polled everyone on-station,

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and it was unanimously agreed that your...

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"throat"

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....uh, is the tightest...

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eh... "hole" on board

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combined with your... 

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attractiveness

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...and you are an <i>ideal</i> candidate!

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Awww, how <i>sweet</i>.

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You think I'm pretty!

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Nuh-nuh-no, <i>not</i> me!

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Virtually <i>everyone</i> on board this station!

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Or at least those who've had sex with you...

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So <i>everyone</i> thinks I'm pretty then?

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Remarkable!

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<i>Twenty minutes</i> of constant stimulation...

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...and <i>no</i> ejaculation!

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*laughs in epic sexual history*

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This reminds me

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of my last birthday party. 

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*chuckles mischievously at Aardvark's lack of Samus Birthday video*

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I...

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Uhh....

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You're doing <i>very</i> well Miss Aran.

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Very impressive.

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You want impressive?

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*cackles quietly in never-to-be-seen-carnal-bonanza*

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You should look up that birthday video.

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You can...

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...find it on the extranet.

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I'm... beginning to understand <i>why</i> the 

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poll results came out the way they did.

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*chortles wryly in nye-on inconceivable levels of orgasmic nostalgia*

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Can't blame a girl for having a <i>little</i> fun...

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...can you?

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*snickers in absolute <i>unit</i> of erotic confidence*

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*goo does a sneaky, though perceptively massive, pew pew*

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Incredible!

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How much semen did he ejaculate?

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<i>Sorry.</i>

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I forgot to put a <i>SCALE</i>

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down my throat!

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Damn!

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I <i>thought</i> I forgot something

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with this experiment!

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<i>How</i> could I forget the <i>measurement apparatus?</i>

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You know...

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Doc.

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He's <i>still</i> hard!

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We <i>could</i>...

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*giggles in "is there something on my face"*

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...repeat the experiment?

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Just have him cum on my <i>face</i>, this time.

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So we can...

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*moans in hold please Samus will be with you shortly*

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...measure how <i>pretty</i> he thinks I am.

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Do you think exposing him to more

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Phazon will make him even <i>bigger</i>?

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*jests in blatant foreshadowing*

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No <i>particular</i> reason...